System Status of Mechageo

All systems are functioning within 90% of expected parameters. System status "OK"




I decided to hire my Microsoft Office Assistant to write my blog for today.
The blog is as follows;

What would you like to do? Type your question here, and then click Search. I don't know what you mean, Please rephrase your question. What would you like to do? Do you want to save the changes you made to Document1?

Okay, so it sucks. But hey, I hired it for free! At least it IS a Microsoft Office assistant. I love Microsoft, I hate Microsoft, I envy them and I pitty them. Windows is the best operating system ever. Windows is one of the worst operating systems ever.

I think that a PC is two times the machine a Mac could ever be.

Long live the PC! (or at least it's miniature counterparts in the future!)

posted by Geo @ 3:58 PM 0 comments

I have an art gallery at deviantart.com. You'll find a link on the side in my 'links' section. This blogs message is in my deviantart 'journal'.

posted by Geo @ 7:57 AM 0 comments

All systems are functioning within 70% of expected parameters.

What a disgusting morning.

I'm convinced that people give off an 'aura of working'. This aura works by subliminally attracting people and convincing them to drop all the work they think they can get away with on you.

The way this aura is activated is by starting to work on something. As long as you are just sitting there, completely immobile, nobody will bring you anything to work on. However, the moment you decide to start on something, your aura of working will draw people to you.

This aura is evil! Its main goal is to raise your queue of things to do to an unrealistically achievable level to smother you to death!

Another thing that bothers me is snooty people! I won't name any names, but don't you dare tell me how to do my job if you're not my boss! ARG! Take a chill-pill why don't you, you'd think that you'd have a lack of energy from how freaking old you are anyway. (I hope the person I'm talking about never reads this and realizes it's them ^_^)



And now for something more positive! I have 6 computers at my house capable of playing the latest games. I'm thinking about hosting a LAN party for either Warcraft 3, Planetside, or Unreal Tournament 2004.

posted by Geo @ 10:17 AM 0 comments

All systems are functioning within at least 60% of expected parameters.

Greetings, I am Mechageo.
Today is probably not the best day to introduce myself. I woke up at two in the morning last night with a seriously sore throat. After attempting to restore the system to full functionality by drinking two glasses of water, I went back to standby mode. Upon waking, I noticed that not only had it not gone away, but the infected subsystem had in fact gotten worse!

As a last attempt I introduced two Vicks DayQuil LiquiCaps into the system. Unfortunatly, as this product began to take effect and raise the status of the previously mentioned subsystem, It took several other subsystems down to compensate. That's what I get for using multi-symptom meds with only one symptom.

What I'm trying to get at is- Until The daytime, non-drowsy, stuffy head, sore throat, coughing, aching, fever, to help you go about your day medacine wears off. I am in a state of mental decline.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got something important to not do.

posted by Geo @ 9:02 AM 0 comments