System Status of Mechageo

All systems are functioning within at least 60% of expected parameters.

Greetings, I am Mechageo.
Today is probably not the best day to introduce myself. I woke up at two in the morning last night with a seriously sore throat. After attempting to restore the system to full functionality by drinking two glasses of water, I went back to standby mode. Upon waking, I noticed that not only had it not gone away, but the infected subsystem had in fact gotten worse!

As a last attempt I introduced two Vicks DayQuil LiquiCaps into the system. Unfortunatly, as this product began to take effect and raise the status of the previously mentioned subsystem, It took several other subsystems down to compensate. That's what I get for using multi-symptom meds with only one symptom.

What I'm trying to get at is- Until The daytime, non-drowsy, stuffy head, sore throat, coughing, aching, fever, to help you go about your day medacine wears off. I am in a state of mental decline.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got something important to not do.

posted by Geo @ 9:02 AM